story starters harold

NOOO my new €100,000 MacBook destroyed!! That DARN MONKEY is going to pay, whether he likes it or not. If you are wondering why I am furious, it is because a monkey got into the meeting room in my office block while I was giving an important presentation to my co-workers today. Next thing this monkey comes in and sits at the head of the table and pushes my MacBook off the table D:<. I went to get my “emergency” baseball bat. When I got back, he was jumping from person to person like trees. I managed to whack him off my boss’s shoulder and threw him out the window while he was stunned.

Alcatraz part 3 We stayed in our lockers thinking who’s there? Do they know we are prisoners? Then we saw …  a tiger??? It was giant but had a cub on its back. The tiger cub was cute but the tiger snarled at John’s locker!!! I opened my locker door silently and bolted to the kitchen for some pork chops as everyone knows that’s what tigers love. I shouted “Hey tiger! Come get some pork chops!” and threw them down the hall. Just then John bolted towards me from his locker. Now we were together but I had the scent of pork chops on my hands. Luckily there was a water fountain up ahead. I washed my hands and bolted for the escape route. John was close behind me but the tiger was at 6 o’clock. We were out on the island but there were tons of tigers out there. One stood dead ahead and we realised that the tiger was blocking our escape.

The thing about scientists, they’re either good or bad. In this case… BAD I trust you have read some of my previous works of THE . PROF. , This is a continuation of those 3 stories. -Author I suddenly open my eyes. I gasp. Where am I? I ponder in my head. Well, one thing I DO know; It’s nowhere good… I look around. Suddenly, a TV screen above my head flashes from its black state, to a bright white, before finally fading into colour. An old, white-haired man in a lab coat appears on the screen. “Hello, my guinea pig,” He says in a loud, screechy voice. “I shan’t take too long, but I will say this; ENJOY! ” And with a screechy cackle that probably shook the floor a little, due to the modulator making his voice louder, so that I can hear it from across the room, probably even Jupiter . And so, I walk. I find a man on the ground. Is he… dead? I ponder, but he jolts up. And he gives me a huge fright… “Hello? I guess…” he says. “I guess you found my other guinea pig. Get along, y